Everything's so fragile..
hi my names Ashley. I'm a lesbian and proud n.n I am 15 years old but i'm pretty mature for my age so yep. Tattoos,piercings are total turn ons. Anyways follow me I follow back. <3
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
| 1/3 of me: | I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle. |
| 1/3 of me: | I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything. |
| 1/3 of me: | I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead. |
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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Some profanity I’d like to hear more often:
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
fuckwad is really good
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